Office by Alex Penny
"Not all those who wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkein
And then there's me. I wander everywhere and I spend a fair amount of time completely lost. But no one said that was a bad thing.
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the last one
Seriously, I lost it at the last one.
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PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
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this is me when I am offering tea to friends.
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When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.
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